2 hours sounds good
I think to myself
I start
Ok that guy is pretty cute
Wait what’s going on
I clutch onto my blanket one second but I’m fine the next
My ears are filling too quickly with beautiful sounds of a score
My eyes are pushed into a dream world
Man she’s pretty
She’s going to get the guy
I think it’s going to be another happily ever after
15 minutes in and I finally see a person of color
Typical
There is way too much tension right now
My brain is stimulated
I feel like stopping and looking up the names of all of the actors I think my mom just walked in
Of course she comes at the most awkward part
Wow guys make room for jesus
They definitely cannot stay together
Well she didn’t have to go do that
Of course they’re going to fight now
Great it’s only been an hour and i think i need to pee
Ooh maybe I should make popcorn
Ok popcorn is done, now movie time
Can we get some backstory for this token person of color?
Would you look at that, they’re gone now
Man why are there tears coming to my eyes right now
I want that to happen to me
It’s not fair
It doesn’t have to be like this
Please just tell her how you feel
Please
Please don’t leave this
10 minutes left? But they still have a lifetime to go
I can feel the tears dripping to my chin
Don’t leave her
Don’t leave me please
Please
I have to turn this off
There’s no way there’s an after credits scene
Nope, just sat through all of those credits for no reason
Oh my the popcorn’s all of the blanket
I need to wash my face before my family sees and starts making fun of me
There’s no doubt i’m going to watch all the interviews
Learn all about the actors
Bother my friends and everyone around me about the movie
Write stuff down about it
Get inspired by it
And then revisit it in about a month to have the same experience over again
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